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![My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.<br/>
They are watch dogs!]()
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![Did you hear about the big Lego sale?<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!]()
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![It was on this auspicious day that Lord Krishna was born to fight against inhumanity and save humankind. Let us reinforce our faith in God today.<br/>
Happy Janamashtami!]()
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![Let there be love, happiness, and laughter in your life with Lord Krishna's blessings.<br/>
Wishing you and your family a very Happy Janmashtami!]()
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![May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha's love teaches not only how to love but to love eternally.<br/>
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!]()
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![Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs.<br/>
Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami!]()
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![Why do programmers prefer the dark?<br/>
Because the light attracts bugs!]()
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![The police just pulled me over and said, `Papers?`<br/>
I said, `Scissors, I win!` and drove off.<br/>
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!]()
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I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
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![My wife says I only have 2 faults.<br/>
I don't listen and something else!]()
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I don't listen and something else!
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