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  • It is an incomparable journey where the Guru leads you from the visible to the invisible, from the material to the divine, from the ephemeral to the eternal. Thank you for being my Guru.<br/>
Happy Guru Purnima!Upload to Facebook
    It is an incomparable journey where the Guru leads you from the visible to the invisible, from the material to the divine, from the ephemeral to the eternal. Thank you for being my Guru.
    Happy Guru Purnima!
  • I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!Upload to Facebook
    I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!
  • I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me `How about 10 tomorrow`?<br/>
I said, `Just one is enough!`Upload to Facebook
    I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
    I said, "Just one is enough!"
  • Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.<br/>
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?<br/>
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?
    Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
    Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
    Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!
  • Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?<br/>
Wife: You said you're leaving.<br/>
Me: That was for work!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?
    Wife: You said you're leaving.
    Me: That was for work!
  • I and my wife are so like-minded.<br/>
Whatever I like, she minds!Upload to Facebook
    I and my wife are so like-minded.
    Whatever I like, she minds!
  • They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.<br/>
Women are difficult to comprehend!Upload to Facebook
    They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
    Women are difficult to comprehend!
  • Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?<br/>
He needed more space!Upload to Facebook
    Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
    He needed more space!
  • How do two French guys share files electronically?<br/>
Pierre to Pierre network!Upload to Facebook
    How do two French guys share files electronically?
    Pierre to Pierre network!
  • I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.<br/>
What am I?Upload to Facebook
    I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double, I am thin as a knife, I have a wife.
    What am I?
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