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The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.<br/>
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.<br/>
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?<br/>
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I!]()
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The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
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She: Come on, we have met thrice before.<br/>
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure!]()
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All it was doing was gathering dust!]()
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![Somewhere in Antilia:<br/>
Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?<br/>
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!<br/>
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!<br/>
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*]()
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Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
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