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![There are two ways of arguing with a woman.<br/>
Neither one works!]()
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![How do the lawyers lie?<br/>
First they lie on the one side and then on the other side!]()
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![Carpets are dangerous. My wife tripped over it and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.<br/>
Okay, I laughed when she fell, but still!]()
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![Me, 10 years ago: I can eat whatever I want.<br/>
Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.<br/>
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg!]()
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Me 5, years ago: I can eat 3 slices of pizza, I'm watching my weight.
Me, now: I walked past Pizza Hut and gained 5 Kg! -
![For our anniversary dinner, my wife gave me the freedom to choose whichever restaurant she wants me to choose!]()
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![She: I love your desi accent, please say it again.<br/>
He: Chingummm!]()
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![As a kid, I wasn't a fan of facial hair.<br/>
But then it started to grow on me!]()
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![Never explain yourself to anyone. You don't need anyone's approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.<br/>
Good morning and have a great week!]()
Upload to Facebook Never explain yourself to anyone. You don't need anyone's approval. Live your life and do what makes you happy.
Good morning and have a great week!
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