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![Wife: You need to exercise more often.<br/>
Me showing fitness app on phone: See, I did 5,200 steps last night.<br/>
Wife: True, but those steps were around the dinner buffet!]()
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Me showing fitness app on phone: See, I did 5,200 steps last night.
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![My wife left me because I'm insecure... No wait, she's back, she just went to get coffee!]()
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![Waiter: Is Pepsi OK?<br/>
Me: I don't judge. I'm cola blind!]()
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![I did a theatrical performance about puns.<br/>
It was a play on words!]()
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![Today somebody told me that I take criticism very badly so I punched him in the face!]()
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![Toxic people are toxic not simply because of their behavior but because of their unwillingness to acknowledge it and improve!]()
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![A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting!]()
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![Love is not something that you can express in words.<br/>
Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart.<br/>
I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.<br/>
I love you!]()
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Love is something that is expressed by actions and felt with the heart.
I don't know how much loved I make you feel but trust me dear, you are the most precious thing in my life.
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![Lockdown Lesson:<br/>
The cost of living is never expensive. It's the cost of lifestyle that is expensive!]()
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The cost of living is never expensive. It's the cost of lifestyle that is expensive! -
![Judge nothing, you will be happy.<br/>
Forgive everything, you will be happier.<br/>
Love everything, you will be the happiest!]()
Upload to Facebook Judge nothing, you will be happy.
Forgive everything, you will be happier.
Love everything, you will be the happiest!
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