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![They say early morning dreams come true.<br/>
Today I had a dream about winning an argument with my wife, so finally.. wait, I also had a dream about meeting Santa Claus. Forget it!]()
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![My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.<br/>
I told him, `Grow a pear`!]()
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![Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter?<br/>
Candidate: For starters, I bring a lot to the table!]()
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![Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die?<br/>
They dilate!]()
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![We don't need a Minister for Education.<br/>
We need education for ministers!]()
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![Being able to disagree with someone you like and agree with someone you don't like are completely undervalued life skills!]()
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![Our willingness to wait reveals the value we place on what we are waiting for!]()
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![On the day of our wedding, we vowed to grow old together in sickness or in health. And through all our tribulations, this is happening. I thank God for our time together.<br/>
Happy Anniversary!]()
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![Meditation nourishes the mind in the same way that food nourishes the body.<br/>
Good Morning!]()
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![During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down.<br/>
But then her husband asked her to calm down!]()
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But then her husband asked her to calm down!
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