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Barista: You have got really average ears!]()
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![Wife: Ugh I gained 3 lbs during vacation. What about you?<br/>
Me (looking at scale showing I actually lost a pound): I gained 4!]()
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Me (looking at scale showing I actually lost a pound): I gained 4! -
![I pointed towards two old drunks sitting across the table in the bar and told my friend `We'll be like that in another 10 years.`<br/>
He said, `That's a mirror, you idiot!`]()
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![The filthiest pub I was ever in was called The Fiddle.<br/>
It was a vile inn!]()
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![Maybe we don't lose our socks, maybe our socks get a divorce and the one you have is the one who got to keep you!]()
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![Parenting is such hard work.<br/>
But you know what? At the end of the day?<br/>
You are exhausted from all the hard work!]()
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But you know what? At the end of the day?
You are exhausted from all the hard work! -
![My inflatable house got a puncture last night.<br/>
Now, I'm living in a flat!]()
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![I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many questions.<br/>
`Who's blood is this?`, `How did you get it?`, `Why is it in a bucket?`]()
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`Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?", `Why is it in a bucket?" -
![No matter how angry we are, we always end up forgiving the person we love!]()
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![People are in our life for a reason, season or lifetime.<br/>
The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category!]()
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The pain comes when we put them in the wrong category!
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