Friend 1: I once went sky diving. Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild. Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!" |
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!" |
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage. It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light! |
You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"! |
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred! |
Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice! |
The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands. But in fact, it was the brain! |
Life is a journey with problems to solve and lessons to learn but most of all, experience to enjoy! |
Universal truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! |