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  • Friend 1: I once went sky diving.<br/>
Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.<br/>
Me: I once asked my wife, `what she does all day while I'm at work!`Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: I once went sky diving.
    Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild.
    Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!"
  • My wife just stopped and said, `You weren't even listening, were you?`<br/>
I thought, `That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!`Upload to Facebook
    My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?"
    I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!"
  • A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.<br/>
It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!Upload to Facebook
    A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage.
    It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light!
  • You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting `catch`!Upload to Facebook
    You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"!
  • Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
  • Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice!Upload to Facebook
    Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice!
  • The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands.<br/>
But in fact, it was the brain!Upload to Facebook
    The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands.
    But in fact, it was the brain!
  • Life is a journey with problems to solve and lessons to learn but most of all, experience to enjoy!Upload to Facebook
    Life is a journey with problems to solve and lessons to learn but most of all, experience to enjoy!
  • Universal truth:<br/>
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.<br/>
Husbands worry about the things wives remember!Upload to Facebook
    Universal truth:
    Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
    Husbands worry about the things wives remember!
  • It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, `Aap Nahi Samjhoge`, the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted!Upload to Facebook
    It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted!
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