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  • Ladies returning from relatives' function:<br/><br/>

Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.<br/>
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies returning from relatives' function:

    Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
    India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!
  • I started reading a horror story in Braille.<br/>
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!Upload to Facebook
    I started reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!
  • No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are!Upload to Facebook
    No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are!
  • My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.<br/>
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
    Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!
  • Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life!Upload to Facebook
    Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life!
  • The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!Upload to Facebook
    The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!
  • Don't let age change you. Change the way you age.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Don't let age change you. Change the way you age.
    Good Morning!
  • Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well?<br/>
Wife: Awww, no babe.<br/>
Husband: So why do you keep cooking?Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well?
    Wife: Awww, no babe.
    Husband: So why do you keep cooking?
  • The difference between booze and weed?<br/>
Six drunk guys will start a fight.<br/>
Six stoned guys will start a band!Upload to Facebook
    The difference between booze and weed?
    Six drunk guys will start a fight.
    Six stoned guys will start a band!
  • Why did the tomato turn red?<br/>
It saw the salad dressing!Upload to Facebook
    Why did the tomato turn red?
    It saw the salad dressing!
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