Ladies returning from relatives' function: Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good. India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana! |
I started reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it! |
No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are! |
My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist. Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath! |
Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life! |
The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves! |
Don't let age change you. Change the way you age. Good Morning! |
Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well? Wife: Awww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking? |
The difference between booze and weed? Six drunk guys will start a fight. Six stoned guys will start a band! |
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! |