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![Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything?<br/>
Wife: No, that's enough!]()
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![At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`<br/>
He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?`]()
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He replied: `No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?` -
![I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.<br/>
So far no one has given me a straight answer!]()
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So far no one has given me a straight answer! -
![I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:<br/>
The toilet for private soldiers is marked `For General Use.`<br/>
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked `For Private Use.`<br/>
I am very confused. It's a Major problem!]()
Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
I am very confused. It's a Major problem! -
![Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary!]()
Upload to Facebook Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary! -
![I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.<br/>
I'll let you know!]()
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![Theory of Relativity:<br/>
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time!]()
Upload to Facebook Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time! -
![Always communicate with wise and old people and young children at especially difficult moments in your life.<br/>
Children will convince you that not everything is lost. Old people will convince you that you can survive anything!]()
Upload to Facebook Always communicate with wise and old people and young children at especially difficult moments in your life.
Children will convince you that not everything is lost. Old people will convince you that you can survive anything! -
![The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut!]()
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![Dear Women,<br/>
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?
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