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  • As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive!Upload to Facebook
    As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive!
  • What did the triangle say to the circle?<br/>
You are pointless!Upload to Facebook
    What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You are pointless!
  • I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity!Upload to Facebook
    I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity!
  • If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire!Upload to Facebook
    If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire!
  • If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!Upload to Facebook
    If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!
  • What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?<br/>
A barberqueue!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
    A barberqueue!
  • My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids!Upload to Facebook
    My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids!
  • What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?<br/>
A heavy discussion!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
    A heavy discussion!
  • Your presence in my life is a blessing of a lifetime. You're the gift that I never dared to ask for. The love you have given me is more than I could ever imagine!Upload to Facebook
    Your presence in my life is a blessing of a lifetime. You're the gift that I never dared to ask for. The love you have given me is more than I could ever imagine!
  • Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
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