As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! |
What did the triangle say to the circle? You are pointless! |
I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity! |
If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire! |
If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge! |
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue! |
My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! |
What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat? A heavy discussion! |
Your presence in my life is a blessing of a lifetime. You're the gift that I never dared to ask for. The love you have given me is more than I could ever imagine! |
Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument? Pappu: The lunch bell! |