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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br />
Boy: I go to the temple.<br />
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?<br />
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me!]()
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Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me! -
![Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?]()
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Dad: You go to heaven.
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff? -
![Life is ironic.<br />
It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence!]()
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It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to appreciate silence and absence to value presence! -
![You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br />
That's your soul healing!]()
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That's your soul healing! -
![Never depend on someone else to make you happy.<br />
That's what Beer is for!]()
Upload to Facebook Never depend on someone else to make you happy.
That's what Beer is for! -
![Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 4 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 11 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: A Garden!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
![Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?<br />
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.<br />
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime?]()
Upload to Facebook Man: Is it a crime to throw Sodium Chloride in your enemy's eyes?
Police Officer: Yes that's assault.
Man: I know it's salt but is it a crime? -
![Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?<br />
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!]()
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Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! -
![Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be! -
![To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!]()
Upload to Facebook To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it!
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