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  • Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...<br />
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They too have 'fillings' inside!Upload to Facebook
    Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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    They too have 'fillings' inside!
  • A smart woman never yells at a man.<br />
He must be afraid of her gaze!Upload to Facebook
    A smart woman never yells at a man.
    He must be afraid of her gaze!
  • According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.<br />
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!Upload to Facebook
    According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
    That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
  • Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.<br />
Good Morning and have a great week!Upload to Facebook
    Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
  • I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!Upload to Facebook
    I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!
  • We all know mirrors don't lie.<br />
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Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!Upload to Facebook
    We all know mirrors don't lie.
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    Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh!
  • I have done some terrible things for money.<br />
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Like getting up early to go to work!Upload to Facebook
    I have done some terrible things for money.
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    Like getting up early to go to work!
  • Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.<br />
When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!Upload to Facebook
    Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust.
    When life is a b*tch, beer is a must!
  • Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.<br />
Today I also learned that I am above average!Upload to Facebook
    Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week.
    Today I also learned that I am above average!
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