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![You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?<br />
That's what it's like having kids!]()
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![Embrace each accolade as a stepping stone to greater heights.<br />
Your success journey has just begun!<br />
Good Morning!]()
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![I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br />
If I had any loose-fitting clothes, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!]()
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![Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of them never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them!]()
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![Every now and then look around and simply be happy for what you already have in your life!]()
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![Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?]()
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Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
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![The word queue is ironic.<br />
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!]()
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![School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.<br />
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!]()
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![You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out.<br />Let go a little and let life happen.<br /><br />
Good Morning!]()
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Let go a little and let life happen.
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![In a Church:<br />
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?<br />
Father: No son, you are married!]()
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Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
Father: No son, you are married!
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