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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? -
Upload to Facebook The word queue is ironic.
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line! -
Upload to Facebook School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not! -
Upload to Facebook You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out.
Let go a little and let life happen.
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook In a Church:
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
Father: No son, you are married! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! -
Upload to Facebook HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap! -
Upload to Facebook A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, You deserved it! -
Upload to Facebook Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!
Have a blessed day!
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