What do pigs use in the shower? Hogwash! |
Dear Vegetarians, If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food? |
Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter! |
What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.... What happens if all of them drown? That is a solution ....!!! |
My wife asked me why I was doing the dishes while sitting down. Told her it's because I can't stand doing it! |
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives! |
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs" I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me! |
The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.` I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?` |
Google Khoje, Yahoo Khoje, Aur Khoje Bing... Kahat Kabira Sun Bhai Sadho, You Gotta Search Within! |
Make today so awesome yesterday gets jealous! Good Morning! |