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Upload to Facebook Whoever said "your harshest critic is yourself" obviously wasn't married! -
Upload to Facebook I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry! -
Upload to Facebook Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:
1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to keep all her clothes -
Upload to Facebook My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
They are watch dogs! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks! -
Upload to Facebook It was on this auspicious day that Lord Krishna was born to fight against inhumanity and save humankind. Let us reinforce our faith in God today.
Happy Janamashtami! -
Upload to Facebook Let there be love, happiness, and laughter in your life with Lord Krishna's blessings.
Wishing you and your family a very Happy Janmashtami! -
Upload to Facebook May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha's love teaches not only how to love but to love eternally.
Happy Krishna Janmashtami! -
Upload to Facebook Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs.
Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami!
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