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Upload to Facebook Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs! -
Upload to Facebook The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes! -
Upload to Facebook Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! -
Upload to Facebook My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else! -
Upload to Facebook It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."
It still hasn't arrived yet! -
Upload to Facebook I met my wife on Tinder.
That was awkward. Her profile says, "Single"! -
Upload to Facebook Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions! -
Upload to Facebook Difference between school and life: School teaches you lessons, and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test, and you learn the lessons! -
Upload to Facebook If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there! -
Upload to Facebook Dad: You scored only 40/100 on the Maths test.
Kid: I scored 20 on the last test. So, that's 100% growth. Sharma Uncle's son scored 85 last time and 95 now. That's only 11.8% growth. You should be proud.
Dad: Yes, I am proud of you. One day you'll be India's Finance Minister!
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