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  • I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!Upload to Facebook
    I'm a perfectionist when it comes to making my wife angry!
  • Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.<br/>
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!Upload to Facebook
    Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
    Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!
  • My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:<br/><br/>

1. Nothing to wear<br/>
2. No place to keep all her clothesUpload to Facebook
    My wife is very simple and has only two permanent problems:

    1. Nothing to wear
    2. No place to keep all her clothes
  • My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.<br/>
They are watch dogs!Upload to Facebook
    My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
    They are watch dogs!
  • Did you hear about the big Lego sale?<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!Upload to Facebook
    Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
    People were lined up for blocks!
  • It was on this auspicious day that Lord Krishna was born to fight against inhumanity and save humankind. Let us reinforce our faith in God today.<br/>
Happy Janamashtami!Upload to Facebook
    It was on this auspicious day that Lord Krishna was born to fight against inhumanity and save humankind. Let us reinforce our faith in God today.
    Happy Janamashtami!
  • Let there be love, happiness, and laughter in your life with Lord Krishna's blessings.<br/>
Wishing you and your family a very Happy Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    Let there be love, happiness, and laughter in your life with Lord Krishna's blessings.
    Wishing you and your family a very Happy Janmashtami!
  • May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha's love teaches not only how to love but to love eternally.<br/>
Happy Krishna Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    May Lord Krishna's flute invite the melody of love into your life. May Radha's love teaches not only how to love but to love eternally.
    Happy Krishna Janmashtami!
  • Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs.<br/>
Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami!Upload to Facebook
    Celebrate the birth of Lord Krishna who enchants everyone with his playful mischiefs.
    Have a happy and blessed Krishna Janmashtami!
  • Why do programmers prefer the dark?<br/>
Because the light attracts bugs!Upload to Facebook
    Why do programmers prefer the dark?
    Because the light attracts bugs!
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