| During Exam: Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! |
| English: Don't worry Mahesh. Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! |
| Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No... . . . . . . . . . . They too have 'fillings' inside! |
| A smart woman never yells at a man. He must be afraid of her gaze! |
| According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father. That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings! |
| Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself. Good Morning and have a great week! |
| The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing! |
| I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath! |
| We all know mirrors don't lie. . . . . . . . . . . Some people should be grateful that they don't laugh! |
| I have done some terrible things for money. . . . . . . . . Like getting up early to go to work! |
