Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! |
HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report! |
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo. Wife: Shut Aap! |
A Narcissist's Prayer: That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, You deserved it! |
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart! Have a blessed day! |
What do pigs use in the shower? Hogwash! |
Dear Vegetarians, If you want to save animals then why are you eating their food? |
Did you know that 10 to 20 minutes of meditation per day can significantly reduce the risk of giving a sh*t about things that don't truly matter! |
What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
That is pollution.... What happens if all of them drown? That is a solution ....!!! |
I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn't know 'I' existed. |