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![Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be!]()
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![When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results:<br />
A person for life or A lesson for life!]()
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![Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...<br />
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!]()
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![They say wives don't accept their mistakes.<br />
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, `I have made a big mistake by marrying you!`]()
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![Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?<br />
Patient: Good news, please.<br />
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!<br />]()
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![During Exam:<br /><br />
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!]()
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Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!]()
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Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
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