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  • Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...<br />
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Whiskey Powder!Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one...
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    Whiskey Powder!
  • They say wives don't accept their mistakes.<br />
My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, `I have made a big mistake by marrying you!`Upload to Facebook
    They say wives don't accept their mistakes.
    My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!"
  • Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?<br />
Patient: Good news, please.<br />
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!<br />Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
    Patient: Good news, please.
    Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!
  • During Exam:<br /><br />

Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!Upload to Facebook
    During Exam:

    Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
    Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
  • English: Don't worry Mahesh.<br />
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!Upload to Facebook
    English: Don't worry Mahesh.
    Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!
  • Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...<br />
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They too have 'fillings' inside!Upload to Facebook
    Never hurt a Samosa, Vada or Kachori by saying No...
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    They too have 'fillings' inside!
  • A smart woman never yells at a man.<br />
He must be afraid of her gaze!Upload to Facebook
    A smart woman never yells at a man.
    He must be afraid of her gaze!
  • According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.<br />
That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!Upload to Facebook
    According to statistics, girls tend to find a guy like their father.
    That's why their mothers cry at their daughters' weddings!
  • Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.<br />
Good Morning and have a great week!Upload to Facebook
    Each successive stage of your journey through life will require an evolved version of yourself.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!Upload to Facebook
    The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!
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