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  • Just In:<br/>
The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali!Upload to Facebook
    Just In:
    The Russian vaccine will be sold in India as Putinjali!
  • My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.<br/>
And they're off!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and kids are threatening to walk out of the house because of my addiction to horse racing.
    And they're off!
  • Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.<br/>
100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!Upload to Facebook
    Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
    100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!
  • My wife's top five favorite smells:<br/><br/>

5. Coffee brewing<br/>
4. Pages of a new book<br/>
3. First rain<br/>
2. Freshly baked cake<br/>
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling meUpload to Facebook
    My wife's top five favorite smells:

    5. Coffee brewing
    4. Pages of a new book
    3. First rain
    2. Freshly baked cake
    1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me
  • Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...<br/>
Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Jitna Weed Phoonkna Hai Phoonk Lo...
    Ek Din Sab Ko Marijuana Hai!
  • According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:<br/><br/>

1. Heart attacks<br/>
2. Strokes<br/>
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthdayUpload to Facebook
    According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:

    1. Heart attacks
    2. Strokes
    3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday
  • Finally, it has happened!<br/>
After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.<br/>
Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!Upload to Facebook
    Finally, it has happened!
    After decades 'Beer' is now cheaper than 'Petrol'.
    Now, there will be a new slogan - Just Drink; Don't Drive!
  • If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!Upload to Facebook
    If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all!
  • I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.<br/>
They said the risk was too big!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasn't allowed.
    They said the risk was too big!
  • I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!Upload to Facebook
    I wish I were a woman. I would know everything then!
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