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`Yes, he's upstairs!`]()
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![The snoring of men is the Karma of women.<br/>
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night!]()
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![A friend is a push when you have stopped.<br/>
A chat when you are lonely. A guide when you are searching.<br/>
A smile when you are sad. And a song when you are glad!]()
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![Whenever I give money to beggars, my wife tells me `they're going to get drunk with your money`.<br/>
As if I wasn't gonna do the same!]()
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![I always get nostalgic putting my car in reverse.<br/>
It really takes me back!]()
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![My husband just called me pretentious.<br/>
I was so surprised my monocle fell out!]()
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~ How people say hello these days!]()
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![I bought my daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday.<br/>
Just so glad she's now finally 'independent'!]()
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![Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.<br/>
Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA!]()
Upload to Facebook Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I'm returning this piece of junk to IKEA!
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