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![ਜਾ ਕਉ ਤੁਮ ਭਏ ਸਮਰਥ ਅੰਗਾ ॥<br/>
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਕਾਲੰਗਾ ॥੧॥<br/>
ਮਾਧਉ ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹੈ ਆਸ ਤੁਮਾਰੀ ॥<br/>
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਸੰਸਾਰੀ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥<br/><br/>
Those who have You on their side, O All-powerful Lord,<br/>
No black stain can stick to them. ||1||<br/>
O Lord of wealth, those who place their hopes in You,<br/>
Nothing of the world can touch them at all. ||1||<br/>
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ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਕਾਲੰਗਾ ॥੧॥
ਮਾਧਉ ਜਾ ਕਉ ਹੈ ਆਸ ਤੁਮਾਰੀ ॥
ਤਾ ਕਉ ਕਛੁ ਨਾਹੀ ਸੰਸਾਰੀ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
Those who have You on their side, O All-powerful Lord,
No black stain can stick to them. ||1||
O Lord of wealth, those who place their hopes in You,
Nothing of the world can touch them at all. ||1||
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I looked at it and thought, `This isn't for me!`]()
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I looked at it and thought, "This isn't for me!"
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