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  • What tastes better than it smells?Upload to Facebook
    What tastes better than it smells?
  • Adulting is knowing it's never too late to correct yourself!Upload to Facebook
    Adulting is knowing it's never too late to correct yourself!
  • Memories are always special.<br/>
Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried, and we cry by remembering the days we laughed.<br/>
That's life!Upload to Facebook
    Memories are always special.
    Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried, and we cry by remembering the days we laughed.
    That's life!
  • The challenge in life is not to have the absence of fear but to have the courage to overcome it.<br />
Good Morning!
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    The challenge in life is not to have the absence of fear but to have the courage to overcome it.
    Good Morning!
  • Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!Upload to Facebook
    Behind a crazy woman is a man who made her that way!
  • Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
    Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!
  • I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, Par  PAPA RAZZI Nahi Hue!Upload to Facebook
    I wanted to marry a Photo Journalist, Par PAPA RAZZI Nahi Hue!
  • On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, `Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?`<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.<br/>
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!Upload to Facebook
    On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
    Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
    So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
  • A cemetery raises its burial cost and blames it on the cost of 'living'.<br/>
Indeed a grave situation!Upload to Facebook
    A cemetery raises its burial cost and blames it on the cost of 'living'.
    Indeed a grave situation!
  • If the present situation continues, 'Car' may be added to the immovable property list!Upload to Facebook
    If the present situation continues, 'Car' may be added to the immovable property list!
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