| Auto reply message of a drunkard: Can't talk now... . . . . . . . Alcohol you later! |
| People are telling me to drink LESS whiskey... but I've never heard of that brand! |
| Good whiskey makes your soul crawl out of its hiding place! |
| They say follow your heart. I followed my heart and it led me to the wine shop! |
| I quit drinking yesterday, but tonight... I celebrate my comeback! |
| Half the day, I wonder if it is too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it is too early for alcohol! |
| If you combine 'Whiskey' and 'Dinner'. you get a 'Winner'! |
| If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it! |
| I suppose I better get up, get ready and hit the gym. Sorry typo, I meant gin! |
| Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill, whereas alcohol is a depressant but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic. Choice is yours! |
