Don't judge people for drinking; Judge them for not drinking. These ones are surely upto something! |
What did I learn today? You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer! |
I told myself that I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to a drunk that talks to himself! |
The journey between 'No I can't dance' to 'Koi Music Band Nahi Karega' is around 4 pegs! |
I've never been drunk, but I have woken up in some strange places! |
The best way to break the ice is to pour whisky over it! |
A dance floor is one place everyone is conscious except for the drunkards! |
I'm glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I'm pretty sure Punjabis would try to ride one after a few drinks! |
I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink! |
My home has an open door policy. You bring beer and I open the door! |