Alcohol SMS

  • If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:</br>
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?</br></br>

Whiskey or BeerUpload to Facebook
    If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
    Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

    Whiskey or Beer
  • I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
  • Warning:</br>
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Warning:
    Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
  • Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home.</br>
It was disgusting on so many levels!Upload to Facebook
    Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home.
    It was disgusting on so many levels!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Always buy more alcohol than you think is necessary. It's better to be safe than sober!
  • In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!Upload to Facebook
    In alcohol's defense I have done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too!
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!Upload to Facebook
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine shop!
  • I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!Upload to Facebook
    I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
  • Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,</br>
Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!</br>
Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Utna Hi Lena Glass Mein,
    Ki Gharwale Na Nikle Tumhari Talaash Mein!
    Happy Holi!
  • Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?</br>
Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!Upload to Facebook
    Bhakt: Baba, Vishwas Aur Andh Vishwas Mein Kya Farak Hai?
    Baba: Jisne Daaru Di Woh Namkeen Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Vishwas. Lekin Jisne Namkeen Diya Woh Daaru Bhi Dega, Yeh Hai Andh Vishwas!
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