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![There are five types of alcoholics:</br></br>
1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.</br>
2) ... sorry I forgot!]()
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![The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband.</br>
She asked: `What is this for?`</br>
Husband's humble answer: `I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya!</br>
After freezing I will also liquidate these assets.]()
Upload to Facebook The wife saw the fridge, full of Kingfisher beer bottles, kept by her husband. She asked: "What is this for?" Husband's humble answer: "I'm doing what the banks and the govt, could not do... freezing the properties of Vijay Mallya! After freezing I will also liquidate these assets. -
![My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.</br>
I said because she is a pessimist!]()
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![Two men walk into a bar.</br>
One man orders H2O. The other says, `I'll have H2O too.`</br>
The second man dies!]()
Upload to Facebook Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too." The second man dies! -
![For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...<br/>
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Whiskey Goli Lo!]()
Upload to Facebook For years and years, I have been incorrectly hearing this advertisement for cough and cold...
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![Me: I'll never make that mistake again.<br/>
Whisky: Yes you will!]()
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Whisky: Yes you will! -
![Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:<br/><br/>
1) Your face<br/>
2) Your wallet<br/>
3) List of outgoing calls/texts]()
Upload to Facebook Three scariest things to see in the morning after spending the previous night drunk:
1) Your face
2) Your wallet
3) List of outgoing calls/texts -
![If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol!]()
Upload to Facebook If you can't dance when you are drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs. Don't just waste alcohol! -
![My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol!]()
Upload to Facebook My conscience is clear. Because I regularly wash it with alcohol! -
![Whisky is the answer...<br/>
and I don't remember the question!]()
Upload to Facebook Whisky is the answer...
and I don't remember the question!
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