Alcohol SMS

  • Thought of the day:<br/>
'Good Friends are bad for lever!'Upload to Facebook
    Thought of the day:
    'Good Friends are bad for lever!'
  • Alcohol is just a name;<br/>
Daaru is an emotion!Upload to Facebook
    Alcohol is just a name;
    Daaru is an emotion!
  • I finally quit drinking for good.<br/>
Now I drink for evil!Upload to Facebook
    I finally quit drinking for good.
    Now I drink for evil!
  • Corn makes whisky.<br/>
Wheat makes beer.<br/>
Grapes make wine.<br/>
Potatoes make vodka.<br/>
Can't get drunk without farmers!Upload to Facebook
    Corn makes whisky.
    Wheat makes beer.
    Grapes make wine.
    Potatoes make vodka.
    Can't get drunk without farmers!
  • Dear Liver,<br/>
This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!<br/>
#ChristmasUpload to Facebook
    Dear Liver,
    This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion!
    #Christmas
  • Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!Upload to Facebook
    Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
  • I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.<br/>
It's the alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
    It's the alcohol!
  • Optimist: The glass is half full.<br/>
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.<br/>
Me: There is room to add vodka!Upload to Facebook
    Optimist: The glass is half full.
    Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
    Me: There is room to add vodka!
  • The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas.<br/>
Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas!Upload to Facebook
    The new cashier at the liquor store just wished me a Merry Christmas.
    Poor fellow doesn't know that he has to see me 20 more times before Christmas!
  • Beer is not the answer.<br/>
Beer is the question.<br/>
Yes is the answer!Upload to Facebook
    Beer is not the answer.
    Beer is the question.
    Yes is the answer!
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