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![Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!]()
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Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
![True saying:<br/>
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women!]()
Upload to Facebook True saying:
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women! -
![Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!<br/>
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.<br/>
Santa: Men, what?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what? -
![While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!]()
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Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet! -
![Ailing Santa in a clinic:<br/>
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?<br/>
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!]()
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Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once! -
![Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.<br/>
Banta: Why do you think so?<br/>
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!]()
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Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time! -
![Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!]()
Upload to Facebook Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set! -
![Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus! -
![A man woke up in hospital after an accident.<br/>
He shouted, `Doctor, I can't feel my legs!`<br/>
The Doctor replied, `I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!`]()
Upload to Facebook A man woke up in hospital after an accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The Doctor replied, "I know you can't, because I've cut off your arms!" -
![Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.<br/>
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - `Use Dipper at night`!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"!
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