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![Friend: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!]()
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Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
![Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?<br/>
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!]()
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![Santa: I want to divorce my wife.<br/>
Lawyer: On what Grounds?<br/>
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.<br/>
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?<br/>
Santa: No, she's looking for me!]()
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Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me! -
![In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored!]()
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![Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?<br/>
Santa: That's literally all I drink!]()
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![Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?<br/>
Pappu: Jack<br/>
Girl: Jack who?<br/>
Pappu: Jack Daniels!]()
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Pappu: Jack
Girl: Jack who?
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![Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?<br/>
Girl: I lost my job.<br/>
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.<br/>
Girl: Wow! Which position?<br/>
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!]()
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Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law! -
![Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?<br/>
Santa: Whiskeypedia!]()
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Santa: Whiskeypedia! -
![Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?]()
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Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye? -
![If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.<br/>
Is the man right or wrong?]()
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Is the man right or wrong?
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