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![Santa: Why did the tomato blush?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing! -
![Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!]()
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![Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?<br/>
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!]()
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Santa: Relationship with Alcohol! -
![Hypothetical question:<br/>
Do women ever sit back and think, I was wrong I should apologize to him?]()
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![English Teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?<br/>
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!]()
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Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we! -
![Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?<br/>
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?<br/>
Pappu: No!]()
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Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain something to someone in such a strange and lengthy manner that the person who is listening to him understands very little or nothing at all. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No! -
![Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!]()
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Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend! -
![Teacher: Count from 1 to 10<br/>
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10<br/>
Teacher: Where is 6?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu!]()
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Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu! -
![Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?<br/>
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!]()
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Pappu: My bladder, mostly! -
![Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?<br/>
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!]()
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Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
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