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![Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?<br/>
Santa: To not argue with fools.<br/>
Banta: I disagree.<br/>
Santa: Yes, you are right!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right! -
![On the first night of marriage:<br/>
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh<br/>
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery!]()
Upload to Facebook On the first night of marriage:
Boy: Yeh Lo Doodh
Girl: Yeh Aadha Glass Pee Kar Kyon De Rahe Ho?
Boy: I work for Zomato delivery! -
![The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker!]()
Upload to Facebook The capability to grab any woman's attention and have them come running in just 2 whistles belongs only to the pressure cooker! -
![Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.<br/>
Bunty: But you seem fine.<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I fell off a 50 ft. ladder yesterday.
Bunty: But you seem fine.
Pappu: Yeah, luckily I was on the bottom step! -
![Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long!]()
Upload to Facebook Being a woman is exciting because we don't know what mood we'll be in next or for how long! -
![Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?<br/>
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, `What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?`]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Who is your 4 AM friend?
Pappu: I am my own 4 AM friend. Everyday at 4 AM, I have deep conversations with myself like, "What's wrong with you? Tu Sota Kyon Nahi Hai?" -
![Jeeto: You are useless.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?<br/>
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You are useless.
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless! -
![Boy: You are like my drug.<br/>
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?<br/>
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life!]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: You are like my drug.
Girl: Aww... because you can't live without me?
Boy: No, because you cost too much and ruin my life! -
![If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.<br/>
A beast will be unleashed!]()
Upload to Facebook If you think women are weaker then try pulling the blanket back to your side.
A beast will be unleashed! -
![Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?<br/>
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why do girls live longer than boys?
Pappu: Because shopping doesn't cause heart attacks. Paying the bill does!
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