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![Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.<br/>
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming?]()
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![Boy: Can I buy you a drink?<br/>
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!]()
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![Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.<br/>
Santa: Are you sure of that?<br/>
Banta: Yes, absolutely!]()
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![Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?<br/>
Pappu: Definitely a joke!]()
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![Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.<br/>
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us?]()
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![Banta: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.<br/>
Banta: Really?<br/>
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!]()
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Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Banta: Really?
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![Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?<br/>
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.<br/>
Bunty: Matlab?<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!]()
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Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Bunty: Matlab?
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain! -
![Bunty: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you?<br/>
Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me!]()
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Pappu: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me! -
![Jeeto: I always wanted to get married to an Arab?<br/>
Preeto: Why?<br/>
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!]()
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Preeto: Why?
Jeeto: Because Arabs are the most obedient husbands. They always say, 'Habibi Habibi'!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
![Girl: Kuchh Aisa Bolo Ki Mere Dil Ki Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!]()
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Pappu: Woh Dekh Tere Papa Aa Gaye!
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