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![Santa: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. <br/>
Santa: So?<br/>
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!]()
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Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Santa: So?
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
![Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, `what eye-shadow is that?`<br/>
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor!]()
Upload to Facebook Girls talk about makeup like it's a weapon, "what eye-shadow is that?"
Oh it's mac 34XZ10 pro supreme blend 10 points to Gryffindor! -
![Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;<br/>
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it!]()
Upload to Facebook Girls don't compliment guys because they're likely to take it non-platonically;
Whereas guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don't know how to handle it! -
![Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!]()
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Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh! -
![Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!]()
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Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
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![Doctor: It looks like you are pregnant.<br/>
Girl: I'm pregnant?<br/>
Doctor: No, but it looks like you are!]()
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Girl: I'm pregnant?
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![Time waits for no man...<br/>
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Time is definitely a woman!]()
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![Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Because they love beaching around!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because they love beaching around! -
![Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women!]()
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![How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, `A man once told me...`]()
Upload to Facebook How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
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