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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because they love beaching around! -
Upload to Facebook Men and women at least agree on one thing... they both don't trust women! -
Upload to Facebook How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..." -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Just because I said I can't date you doesn't mean the conversation is over.
Boy: What more is to discuss, Global Warming? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.
Santa: Are you sure of that?
Banta: Yes, absolutely! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: I'm pregnant. What do you want it to be?
Pappu: Definitely a joke! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I think it's the time when we should get married.
Boy: That's OK, but who will marry us? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so happy?
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Banta: Really?
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
Bunty: Matlab?
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
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