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![Boy: Will you go out with me?<br/>
Girl: No.<br/>
Boy: I have a good heart.<br/>
Girl: I don't need a transplant!]()
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Girl: No.
Boy: I have a good heart.
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![A boy met a girl in Metro.<br/>
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.<br/>
Boy: Really... are you single?<br/>
Girl: No, I am a Dentist!]()
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Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist! -
![Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.<br/>
Bunty: What happened?<br/>
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.<br/>
Bunty: Hua Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, `Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!`]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!" -
![Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.<br/>
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?<br/>
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!]()
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Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka! -
![Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!]()
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Santa: When someone else is doing it for them! -
![Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings!]()
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![Boys are very kind-hearted.<br/>
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?]()
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![Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?<br/>
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!]()
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Santa: No, they wouldn't fit! -
![Santa: Why are you so tense?<br/>
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.<br/>
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.<br/>
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?<br/>
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you so tense?
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
Santa: No... this would reduce fear! -
![Girl: Why are you always following me?<br/>
Boy: Because my parents told me `follow your dreams`!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why are you always following me?
Boy: Because my parents told me "follow your dreams"!
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