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Upload to Facebook Teacher: Count from 1 to 10
Pappu: 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9,10
Teacher: Where is 6?
Pappu: Ma'am, today in morning news they said, 6 died due to Swine Flu! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?
Pappu: My bladder, mostly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren! -
Upload to Facebook Friend: Why are you so sad?
Pathan: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me! -
Upload to Facebook In the beginning, God created man, but seeing man's ego balloon he then created woman and balance was restored! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?
Santa: That's literally all I drink! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: You are such a good dancer, so natural, so cool. Who taught you?
Pappu: Jack
Girl: Jack who?
Pappu: Jack Daniels! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What happened? Why are you so sad?
Girl: I lost my job.
Pappu: Oh! My dad's company is recruiting.
Girl: Wow! Which position?
Pappu: Daughter-in-law!
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