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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
Santa: Whiskeypedia! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye? -
Upload to Facebook If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
Is the man right or wrong? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
Upload to Facebook True saying:
Women never dress up to impress men, they dress up to irritate other women! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what? -
Upload to Facebook While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet! -
Upload to Facebook Ailing Santa in a clinic:
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.
Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time! -
Upload to Facebook Rajinikanth wore sunglasses and the sun set!
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