Cricket SMS

  • Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!<br/>
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    Australian Cricketers are not only stupid, they're colour blind. Otherwise why the heck would they use yellow coloured sandpaper!
    #Balltampering
  • #Balltampering<br/>
No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!Upload to Facebook
    #Balltampering
    No wonder, yellow is the colour when you shit your pants!
  • Australian men are born cheaters.<br/>
I feel sorry for their women!<br/>
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    Australian men are born cheaters.
    I feel sorry for their women!
    #balltampering
  • Media adviser: `Remember to say shocked.`<br/>
Sutherland: `Anything else?<br/>
Adviser: `Disappointed.`<br/>
Sutherland: `Seriously?`<br/>
Adviser: `Yes, you can say seriously. Many times.`<br/>
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    Media adviser: "Remember to say shocked."
    Sutherland: "Anything else?
    Adviser: "Disappointed."
    Sutherland: "Seriously?"
    Adviser: "Yes, you can say seriously. Many times."
    #balltampering
  • BanCroft's name says it all. He has ban in his name!<br/>
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    BanCroft's name says it all. He has ban in his name!
    #BALLTAMPERING
  • Guy 1: When was Virat Kohli out of form? <br/>
Guy 2: Don't remember... it was perhaps centuries ago!Upload to Facebook
    Guy 1: When was Virat Kohli out of form?
    Guy 2: Don't remember... it was perhaps centuries ago!
  • No one scored more than 18 runs in this Pakistani innings. They misunderstood the meaning of `Under-19` cricket!Upload to Facebook
    No one scored more than 18 runs in this Pakistani innings. They misunderstood the meaning of "Under-19" cricket!
  • Virat Kohli beat India by 2 runs. India scores 151 in 2nd innings of the 2nd Test against SA; whereas Virat Kohli scored 153 in the 1st innings!Upload to Facebook
    Virat Kohli beat India by 2 runs. India scores 151 in 2nd innings of the 2nd Test against SA; whereas Virat Kohli scored 153 in the 1st innings!
  • Shaadi Virat Ne Ki Aur Celebrate Rohit Kar Raha Hai.<br/>
Isko Bolte Hain Begaani Shaadi Mein Abdullah Dewaana!Upload to Facebook
    Shaadi Virat Ne Ki Aur Celebrate Rohit Kar Raha Hai.
    Isko Bolte Hain Begaani Shaadi Mein Abdullah Dewaana!
  • Virat Ne Apni Shaadi Mein Nahi Bulaya Iska Gussa... Rohit Sharma - Sri Lanka Ke Bowlers Per Utaar Raha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Virat Ne Apni Shaadi Mein Nahi Bulaya Iska Gussa... Rohit Sharma - Sri Lanka Ke Bowlers Per Utaar Raha Hai!
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