| Are you an overdue book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you! |
| In an elephant's school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen. One of the elephants says: 'Look guys, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!' |
| Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate, but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution. |
| Most mathematicians don't realize, there's an easy way to round Pi. Just add an "e". |
| Biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems solved; Crores of formulae invented; But still X is unknown! & XXX is well known! |
| A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet & wrote : "Re.10 for 1 mark" Paper was checked by Santa . . . He sent him Rs.720 back & wrote: "U got 28 marks, keep the balance". |