Education SMS

  • I don't hate school. <br />I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.Upload to Facebook
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning.
  • Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English!
    Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you?
  • A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her.
    Girl: What are you doing?
    Boy: MBA; and you?
    Girl (smilingly): B.Tech
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    ..
    ...
    Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard.
  • Misery of a teacher:
    I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working.
  • I hate Maths but I love counting money.Upload to Facebook
    I hate Maths but I love counting money.
  • Attitude during Board Exams:<br />
They gave me the questions which I didn't know;<br />
So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...Upload to Facebook
    Attitude during Board Exams:
    They gave me the questions which I didn't know;
    So I wrote the answers which they didn't know...
  • Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;<br />
But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.Upload to Facebook
    Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate;
    But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.
  • I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!Upload to Facebook
    I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest!
  • With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!Upload to Facebook
    With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am!
  • H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.Upload to Facebook
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.
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