I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, homework, exams & waking up early morning. |
Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English! Girlfriend: Nonesense! Who TELLED you? |
A boy was travelling in a bus. Suddenly, the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl & kissed her. Girl: What are you doing? Boy: MBA; and you? Girl (smilingly): B.Tech . .. ... Moral: Always think about studies. Keep calm & study hard. |
Misery of a teacher: I don't mind when students look at their watch during lectures. But I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it's working. |
I hate Maths but I love counting money. |
Attitude during Board Exams: They gave me the questions which I didn't know; So I wrote the answers which they didn't know... |
Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate; But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution. |
I don't hate the exams. It's the results that I detest! |
With my board results nearing, I realise how religious I am! |
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge. |