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When your teacher says "GET OUT", it means you've won the argument! -
US Dollar has increased to Rs 55
One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39
Petrol has increased to Rs 72
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Thank God! Passing marks are still 35! -
![S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives]()
Upload to Facebook S.C.H.O.O.L. = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives -
How to identify Students?
1: Stressed
2: Depressed
3: Well Dressed -
When did Maths get ruined?
When the Satan said, "Put the alphabets in Maths". -
![School is a jail;<br />
Classes are the cells;<br />
Teachers are the security guards;<br />
And we are the prisoners.]()
Upload to Facebook School is a jail;
Classes are the cells;
Teachers are the security guards;
And we are the prisoners. -
Newton's wife: How am I looking?
Newton: tan c/sin c
Wife: huh?
Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c
Naughty Newton -
It doesn't matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am. When I wake up early for school tomorrow, I'll be tired either way. -
![School is like riding a roller coaster.<br />
When it starts, you want it to stop;<br />
But when it stops, you want it to start again.]()
Upload to Facebook School is like riding a roller coaster.
When it starts, you want it to stop;
But when it stops, you want it to start again. -
![S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.]()
Upload to Facebook S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
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