Stu(dying) Stu(died) Coincidence? I think not! |
Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%! |
The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. |
Things I didn't learn while in school: How to: Pay bills Buy a house Make both ends meet! |
If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study! |
Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies... Just find that woman! |
5 days of school, 2 days of weekend. 10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays. Who f**ked the calculations! |
Dear Math, You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems! Sincerely, Students. |
US Dollar has increased to Rs 55; Milk has increased to Rs 40; And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70. Thank God! . .. Passing Marks are still 35! |
Class rooms are like train 1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches' Reserved For VIP Middle two are 'General Compartment. And last two are 'Sleeper Class.' |