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  • Stu(dying)<br />
Stu(died)<br /><br />
Coincidence? I think not!Upload to Facebook
    Stu(dying)
    Stu(died)

    Coincidence? I think not!
  • Delhi University's cut off percentage for Science is 99.25%. Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99.24%!
  • The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.Upload to Facebook
    The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows.
  • Things I didn't learn while in school:<br /><br />
How to:<br />
Pay bills<br />
Buy a house<br />
Make both ends meet!
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    Things I didn't learn while in school:

    How to:
    Pay bills
    Buy a house
    Make both ends meet!
  • If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!Upload to Facebook
    If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
  • Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...<br />
Just find that woman!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every successful man there is a woman. So don't waste your time unnecessarily in studies...
    Just find that woman!
  • 5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.<br />
10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.<br />
Who f**ked the calculations! Upload to Facebook
    5 days of school, 2 days of weekend.
    10 months of school, 2 months of Holidays.
    Who f**ked the calculations!
  • Dear Math,<br />
You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Students.Upload to Facebook
    Dear Math,
    You have too many Xs. Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life. And please stop bothering us with your problems!
    Sincerely,
    Students.
  • US Dollar has increased to Rs 55;
    Milk has increased to Rs 40;
    And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70.
    Thank God!
    .
    ..
    Passing Marks are still 35!
  • Class rooms are like train
    1st two benches are 'Executive Coaches'
    Reserved For VIP
    Middle two are 'General Compartment.
    And last two are 'Sleeper Class.'
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