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If class is not a place to sleep;<br/>
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![<b>Tit for Tat:</b><br />
In Exams, they give me questions which I don't know.<br/>
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![<b>Murder of English:</b><br />
A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:<br />
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A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said:
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![A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey, all the best!<br />
Girl: All the best to you, too!<br />
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Me in class: I'll finish this at home.
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Exam rules by Newton:
Half of what you read is waste;
Half of the rest you don't understand;
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A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.<br />
So he asked the waiter, `Syllabus Lana, Zarra!`]()
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A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"
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