| I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim. So... same thing! |
| Facebook status original hona chaiye.. . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ Copied to yeh wala bhi hai! |
| I am going on a World Tour to study how I can reduce my wasteful expenditure! |
| The world is not full of assholes. But they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day! |
| The longest 5 seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube! |
| Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain... and most do! |
| I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience... |
| The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it! |
| If I offended anyone with my comments, I assure you that was purely my intention! |
| Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining! |