If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more! |
May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook! |
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status! |
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here! |
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them! |
I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you! |
Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life! |
Dear Haters, May all your teeth fall out except the ones that ache! |
She's a pain in the ass but she's my pain of ass... and I love her! |
I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them! |