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  • If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more!
  • May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
  • Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status!
  • I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here!
  • Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!Upload to Facebook
    Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!
  • I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you!
  • Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life!
  • Dear Haters,
    May all your teeth fall out except the ones that ache!
  • She's a pain in the ass but she's my pain of ass... and I love her!
  • I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them!
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