We learn from Facebook that doctors are almost useless. We simply have to 'Like' and 'Share' a post to save someone's life! |
Facebook is perfect place for those who have never been very good at waiting for their turn to speak. |
Smokers say smoking is hard to quit. God... Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook! |
Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee's Facebook relationship status from 'Single' to "It's complicated"! |
Deleting one's Facebook account is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll most probably be back in a few days! |
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends! |
Dear people who update their "Facebook" status every 30 seconds, there's "Twitter" for a reason. |
Logged off Facebook - Reason: I was bored. After 5 minutes, Logged in Facebook - Reason: I'm bored! |
We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook. We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time! |
If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now! |